Letras de músicas engraçadas!

Discussão em 'Música' iniciada por KratosX, 12 Março 2008.


  1. KratosX Bam-bam-bam

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    O titulo do tópico explica tudo.
    Além das clássicas dos Mamonas Assassinas(Mundo Animal,Uma Arlinda Mulher,Lá Vem o Alemão)algumas músicas do Ultraje a Rigor são muito engraçadas também :D.Por exemplo:

    Ultraje A Rigor - Filha Da Puta
    Roger

    Morar nesse país
    É como ter a mãe na zona
    Você sabe que ela não presta
    E ainda assim adora essa gatona
    Não que eu tenha nada contra
    Profissionais da cama
    Mas são os filhos dessa dama
    Que você sabe como é que chama

    Filha da puta
    É tudo filho da puta

    É uma coisa muito feia

    E é o que mais tem por aqui
    E sendo nós da Pátria filhos
    Não tem nem como fugir
    E eu não vi nenhum tostão
    Da grana toda que ela arrecadou
    Na certa foi parar na mão
    De algum maldito gigolô

    Filha da puta
    É tudo filho da puta

    'Cês me desculpem o palavrão
    Eu bem que tentei evitar
    Mas não achei outra definição
    Que pudesse explicar
    Com tanta clareza
    Aquilo tudo que a gente sente
    A terra é uma beleza
    O que estraga é essa gente

    Filha da puta!



    Então,é isso,postem as letras das musicas que vocês acham engraçadas :smile
  2. theomedeiros Veterano

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    Qualquer uma do Matanza.

    Mas em especial:

    Bebe, Arrota e Peida

    Parece um burro velho quando impaca
    Mais cabeça dura que aqui não há nenhum
    Diz que acorda todo dia de ressaca
    Mais sempre que aparece tá bebum

    Chega já pedindo a saideira
    Mais é saideira uma atrás da outra
    e assim lá pela décima terceira
    Já tá trocando o nome da garota

    Não vá não, fique por aqui
    Você não tem nenhuma condição de dirigir
    Mal consegue se manter de pé
    Bebe, arrota e peida bem na frente da mulher

    Se ela foi embora eu só lamento
    Você sabe que não pode reclamar
    Talvez se não ficasse tanto tempo
    Ancorado no balcão do bar

    Tudo mais seria diferente
    Fatalmente iria perceber
    Que a vida passa bem na sua frente
    Mais você já tá bebum demais pra ver

    Não vá não, fique por aqui
    Você não tem nenhuma condição de dirigir
    Mal consegue se manter de pé
    Bebe, arrota e peida bem na frente da mulher
  3. espectral Bam-bam-bam

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    Ultraje a rigor, Matanza e Mamomas.
    Fechem o tópico.
  4. Blakkheim Bam-bam-bam

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    Bloodbath - Eaten

    I've had one desire since I was born
    To see my body ripped and torn
    To see my flesh devoured before my eyes
    I'm here for you, I volunteer as a human sacrifice

    [Chorus]
    Carve me up, slice me apart
    Suck my guts and lick my heart
    Chop me up, I like to be hurt
    Drink my marrow and blood for dessert
    EATEN...
    My one desire, my only wish is to be-
    EATEN...
    The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
    EATEN...
    I would do anything to be-
    EATEN...
    My one desire, my only wish is to be-
    EATEN...

    I finally found you, my personal slaughter
    As an appetizer,I let you taste my daughter
    Call me sick but this is what I need
    My only purpose here is for you to feed

    [Chorus]
    Carve me up, slice me apart
    Suck my guts and lick my heart
    Chop me up, I like to be hurt
    Drink my marrow and blood for dessert
    EATEN...
    My one desire, my only wish is to be-
    EATEN...
    The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
    EATEN...
    I would do anything to be-
    EATEN...
    My one desire, my only wish is to be-
    EATEN...

    Desecrate me
    Tear me limb from limb
    Eviscerate me
    Chew me to death

    EATEN...
    My one desire, my only wish is to be-
    EATEN...
    The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
    EATEN...
    I would do anything to be-
    EATEN...
    My one desire, my only wish is to be-
    EATEN...

    Anal Cunt - Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay

    Fred Durst is a fucking faggot
    He thinks he's black, but he's just gay
    He cancelled a show 'cause he sprained his ankle
    He's also a fucking midget

    [Chorus:]
    You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay (x2)
    You're fucking gay

    The guitarist wears a mask
    To hide the cum stains on his face
    They're the gayest band I've ever seen
    And I've seen the Culture Club live

    [Chorus]

    Fred wears a hat to hide his baldness
    I refuse to believe blacks think he's cool
    I wish he'd beaten and raped by some black guy
    And see if he still wants to be black

    Anal Cunt - Being Ignorant Is Awesome

    I like to laugh at retards
    I like to laugh at cripples
    I like to make fun of gays
    I like to beat women

    I like assuming black people stole something
    I like assuming Jews jerk off to photos of banks
    I like assuming Chinese people can’t drive
    I like assuming women are dumb cunts

    [Chorus:]
    I like being ignorant [x4]

    [Repeat second verse]

    [Chorus]

    I don’t want to read the paper
    I don’t want to read the news
    I don’t want to know what’s going on
    I just want to keep hating you

    Anal Cunt - You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach

    I thought you were a fat chick
    Then I realized you were pregnant
    I thought it would be funny if your baby died
    So I kicked you in the stomach

    [Chorus:]
    I kicked you, your baby’s dead [x3]
    Ha ha ha, your baby’s dead

    There were no stairs to throw you down
    There was no roof to throw you off
    There were no coat hangers around
    So I kicked you in the stomach

    [Chorus]
  5. pulula Bam-bam-bam

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    Caras, tem uma música que eu ouvi faz tempo.

    É estilo essas do Ultraje a Rigor, é um cara que vai pra praia, mas vai sem cueca pq tava lavando sei lá, aí ele fala que na praia ele ve várias gostosas, aí tem que entrar no mar pra disfarçar.

    Não consigo lembrar nem da banda nem do título da música.
    :-(
  6. Ben_Maluko Habitué da casa

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    A primeira que veio na mente:

    System of a Down - Cigaro

    Meu pau é bem maior que o seu
    Meu pau chega a sair pela porta
    Com um sentimento tão puro
    Ele te pega gritando por mais
    Na negação
    Nós somos os reguladores cruéis fumando Cigarro, cigarro, cigarro
    Minha merda fede bem melhor que a sua
    Minha merda fede bem no chão
    Com um sentimento tão puro
    Ela te pega voltando por mais
    Você não vê que eu amo meu pau?
    Você não vê que você ama meu pau?
    Você não vê que nós amamos meu pau?
    Nós somos os reguladores que desrregulam
    Nós somos os animadores que desanimam
    Nós somos os propagadores de todo genocídio
    Queimando todos os recursos do mundo
    Então viramos e nos escondemos
    Meu pau é bem maior que o seu
    Meu pau chega a sair pela porta
    Com um sentimento tão puro Ele te pega gritando por mais

    :lol
  7. indiota Habitué da casa

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    Type O Negative - Agry Inch

    Minha operação de mudança de sexo saiu errada
    Meu anjo da guarda dormiu durante a guarda
    Agora tudo o que eu tenho é a parte genital igual ao da barbie
    Eu tenho um pinto pequeno

    Seis polegadas pra frente e cinco para traz
    Eu tenho um
    Eu tenho um pinto pequeno

    Eu sou da terra que você ainda escuta os gritos
    Eu tive que cortar todos os laços
    Eu mudei meu nome e assumi um disfarce
    Eu tenho um pinto pequeno

    Seis polegadas pra frente e cinco para traz
    Eu tenho um
    Eu tenho um pinto pequeno

    Seis polegadas pra frente e cinco para traz
    O trem está vindo e eu estou amarrado nos trilhos
    Eu tentei levantar mais estava muito apertado
    Eu tenho um pinto pequeno, pinto pequeno, pinto pequeno

    Minha mãe fez meus peitos de argila
    Meu namorado disse que ia me largar
    Eles me arrastaram para o médico um dia
    Eu consegui um pinto pequeno

    Seis polegadas pra frente e cinco para traz
    Eu tenho um
    Eu tenho um pinto pequeno

    Um resumo de uma longa história:
    Quando eu acordei da operação
    Eu estava sangrando lá em baixo
    Sangrando pelo talho entre minhas pernas
    Meu primeiro dia como mulher
    E já estava menstruando
    Mas dois dias depois
    O buraco fechou e o corte cicatrizou
    E tudo o que sobrou foi uma polegada de um monte de carne
    Onde meu pênis ficava
    Onde minha vagina nunca foi
    Uma polegada de um monte de carne
    Com uma cicatriz enorme
    Como uma careta de ladinho
    Em um rosto sem olhos
    Era apenas um pequeno volume
    Era um pinto pequeno

    Seis polegadas pra frente e cinco para traz
    O trem está vindo e eu estou amarrado nos trilhos
    Eu tentei levantar mais estava muito apertado
    Eu tenho um pinto pequeno, pinto pequeno, pinto pequeno

    Seis polegadas para frente e 5 para traz
    Fique escondido até que escureça
    Eu tenho meu pintinho e estou pronto para atacar
    Eu tenho um pinto pequeno, pinto pequeno, pinto pequeno


    My sex-change operation got botched
    My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
    Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch
    I got an angry inch

    Six inches forward and five inches back
    I got a
    I got an angry inch

    I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
    I had to get out to sever all ties
    I changed my name and assumed a disguise
    I got an angry inch

    Six inches forward and five inches back
    I got a
    I got an ingry inch

    Six inches forward and five inches back
    The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
    I try to get up but I can't get no slack
    I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

    My mother made my tits out of clay
    My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away
    They dragged me to the doctor one day
    I've got an angry inch

    Six inches forward and five inches back
    I got a
    I got an angry inch

    A long story short:
    When I woke up from the operation
    I was bleeding down there
    Bleeding from the gash between my legs
    My first day as a woman
    And already it's that time of the month
    But two days later
    The hole closed up and the wound healed
    And I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
    Where my penis used to be
    Where my vagina never was
    A one inch mound of flesh
    With a scar running down it
    Like a sideways grimace
    On an eyeless face
    It was just a little bulge
    It was an angry inch

    Six inches forward and five inches back
    The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
    I try to get up but I can't get no slack
    I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

    Six inches forward and five inches back
    Stay undercover 'til the night turns to black
    I got my inch and I'm set to attack
    I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch



    :-D
  8. H!vltag3 Bam-bam-bam

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    Música: Eu Nunca Mais Vou Sem Cueca Para A Praia
    Banda: Detonautas

    Domingo como sempre eu fui a praia
    Mas cometi um erro abundante
    Por falta de cueca limpa em casa
    Eu fui apenas de short como eu nunca havia ido antes
    Meu pai me disse: Filho não vá assim
    Eu disse: Pai eu vou como eu estiver afim
    Por não ter escutado o seu aviso
    Eu fui e sai no prejuízo.

    Eu nunca mais vou sem cueca para a praia,
    Eu nunca mais vou sem cueca para a praia não...
    Eu nunca mais vou sem cueca para a praia,
    Eu nunca mais vou sem cueca para a praia não...

    Quando já estava lá sentado,
    Uma mulher gostosa sentou ao meu lado,
    Imediatamente eu olhei, e foi ai então que eu me ferrei.
    Aquela bunda gostosa me deixou exitado e tive que passar o dia inteiro sentado.

    Eu nunca mais vou sem cueca para a praia,
    Eu nunca mais vou sem cueca para a praia não...
    Eu nunca mais vou sem cueca para a praia,
    Eu nunca mais vou sem cueca para a praia não...

    (guitar solo)

    O volume no meu short era grande, pega, pega, pega, pega pra capar
    Se eu tivesse de cueca nesse instante,
    Prenderia o meu no eslastico para poder esconder,
    Mas como eu estava sem, eu resolvi
    Que já era hora de eu sai dali,
    Foi então que eu achei melhor ir para o mar
    Assim com isso eu iria acalmar.

    Eu nunca mais vou sem cueca para a praia,
    Eu nunca mais vou sem cueca para a praia não...
    Eu nunca mais vou sem cueca para a praia,
    Eu nunca mais vou sem cueca para a praia não...

    Fiquei um tempão lã dentro d'agua pra ver se o volume abaixava
    Parece brincadeira mas nao é, algo em mim continuava em pé
    Essa é uma historia de terror, o negocio não abaixou e ele se afogou

    Nunca mais vai sem cueca para a praia,
    Nunca mais vai sem cueca para a praia não...
  9. semideus69 Bam-bam-bam

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    Bom, escuta qualquer uma do rogério skylab, melhor se vir acompanhada da performance :p
  10. kiahal Veterano

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    :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D Má que porra de música é essa!!! UAhua h auahuahauahuahauhauauaha!:-D:-D
  11. KratosX Bam-bam-bam

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    Caralho,aeuhauehaeuhea.
    Que banda bizarra da porra,começando pelo nome
  12. [Sam_Fisher] Habitué da casa

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    AC/DC - Big Balls
    Bem eu estou no topo do topo da alta sociedade
    Um presente de deus à meu salão
    E eu sempre encho meu salão
    O evento nunca é pequeno
    As páginas sociais dizem que eu tenho
    As bolas mais grandes de todas

    Eu tenho bolas grandes
    Eu tenho bolas grandes
    Elas são bolas realmente grandes
    E elas são bolas grandes e sujas
    E ele tem bolas grandes
    E ela tem bolas grandes
    (Mas nós temos as bolas mais grandes de todas)

    E minhas bolas estão sempre pulando
    Meu salão está sempre cheio
    E todos gozam e gozam denovo
    Se seu nome estiver na lista de convidados
    Ninguém poderá te levar mais alto
    Todo mundo diz que eu tenho
    Grandes bolas de fogo


    Eu tenho bolas grandes
    Eu tenho bolas grandes
    Elas são bolas realmente grandes
    Bolas grandes e sujas
    E ele tem bolas grandes
    E ela tem bolas grandes
    (Mas nós temos as bolas mais grandes de todas)

    Algumas bolas são pegas por caridade
    E algumas por um vestido extravagante
    Mas quando forem pegas por prazer
    São as bolas que eu mais gosto
    Minhas bolas estão sempre pulando
    Para esquerda e para direita
    Na minha opinião minhas bolas grandes
    Deveriam ser pegas todas noites

    Eu tenho bolas grandes
    Eu tenho bolas grandes
    Elas são bolas realmente grandes
    Bolas grandes e sujas
    E ele tem bolas grandes
    E ela tem bolas grandes
    (Mas nós temos as bolas mais grandes de todas)

    (Nós temos que bolas grandes)
    (Nós temos que bolas grandes)

    E eu estou coçando justamente para dizê-lo sobre elas
    Oh nós tivemos uma diversão maravilhosa
    Frutos do mar, coquetel, caranguejos, lagostas
    (Mas nós temos as bolas mais grandes de todas)

    (chupadora de bolas)
    (chupadora de bolas)
    (chupadora de bolas)
    (chupadora de bolas)

    :rox
  13. Blakkheim Bam-bam-bam

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  14. llqs Bam-bam-bam

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    Eat It

    Weird Al Yankovic

    How come you're always such a fussy young man,
    Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran,
    Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan,
    So eat it, just eat it.

    Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
    Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate.
    You won't get no desert till you clean off your plate.
    So eat it.

    Don't tell me you're full

    Just eat it, eat it,
    Get yourself an egg and beat it.
    Have some more chicken, have some more pie
    It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
    Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it,
    Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it.

    Your table manners are a crying shame
    Your playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game.
    Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame.
    So eat it, just eat it.

    You better listen, better do what you're told,
    You haven't even touched your tuna casserole,
    You better chow down or it's gonna get cold,
    So eat it.

    I don't care if you're full

    Just eat it, eat it.
    Open up your mouth and feed it.
    Have some more yogurt, have some more Span,
    It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned

    Just eat it, eat it
    Don't you make me repeat it.
    Have a banana, have a whole bunch,
    It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
    Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it,
    eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.

    Just eat it, eat it,
    If it's getting cold reheat it
    Have a big dinner, have a light snack,
    If you don't like it you can't send it back.

    Just eat it, eat it,
    Get yourself an egg and beat it.
    Have some more chicken, have some more pie
    It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried

    Just eat it, eat it,
    Don't you make me repeat it.

    [IMG]


    O clipe não fica muito atrás.
    [youtube]cAs9e6O23qs[/youtube]
  15. llqs Bam-bam-bam

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    Mais uma...

    Weird Al - "The Saga Begins"

    A long, long time ago
    In a galaxy far away
    Naboo was under an attack
    And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
    Could talk the federation into
    Maybe cutting them a little slack
    But their response, it didn't thrill us
    They locked the doors and tried to kill us
    We escaped from that gas
    Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
    We took a bongo from the scene
    And we went to Theed to see the Queen
    We all wound up on Tatooine
    That's where we found this boy...

    Oh my my this here Anakin guy
    May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
    And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
    Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
    "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

    Did you know this junkyard slave
    Isn't even old enough to shave
    But he can use the Force, they say
    Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
    Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
    Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
    Well, I know he built C-3PO
    And I've heard how fast his pod can go
    And we were broke, it's true
    So we made a wager or two
    He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
    And the minute Jabba started off that race
    Well, I knew who would win first place
    Oh yes, it was our boy

    We started singin' ...
    My my this here Anakin guy
    May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
    And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
    Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
    "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

    Now we finally got to Coruscant
    The Jedi Council we knew would want
    To see how good the boy could be
    So we took him there and we told the tale
    How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
    And he might fulfill that prophecy
    Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
    Could he bring balance to the Force?
    They interview the kid
    Oh, training they forbid
    Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
    And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
    "Just stick it in your pointy ear"
    "I still will teach this boy"

    He was singin' ...
    My my this here Anakin guy
    May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
    And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
    Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
    "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

    We caught a ride back to Naboo
    'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
    I frankly would've liked to stay
    We all fought in that epic war
    And it wasn't long at all before
    Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
    And in the end some Gunguns died
    Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
    A lot of folks were croakin'
    The battle droids were broken
    And the Jedi I admire most
    Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
    Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
    I guess I'll train this boy

    And I was singin' ...
    My my this here Anakin guy
    May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
    And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
    Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
    "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

    We were singin' ...
    My my this here Anakin guy
    May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
    And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
    Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"



    [youtube]Q-gi4Nt_xxg[/youtube]



    Weird Al Yankovic - White & Nerdy


    They see me mowin' my front lawn
    I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
    White and nerdy

    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
    Look at me I'm white and nerdy

    I wanna roll with the gangstas
    But so far they all think I'm too
    White and nerdy

    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    I'm just too white and nerdy
    Really, really white and nerdy

    First in my class here at MIT
    Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
    M.C. Escher, that's my favorite N.F.C
    Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
    My rims never spin, to the contrary
    You'll find that they're quite stationary
    All of my action figures are cherry
    Stephen Hawking's in my library

    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
    Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
    Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
    Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
    I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
    Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
    My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

    There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
    At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
    Do vector calculus just for fun
    I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
    Happy Days is my favorite theme song
    I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
    I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
    I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

    (This is the part I sing on)

    They see me roll on my Segway
    I know in my heart they think I'm
    White and nerdy

    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
    Look at me I'm white and nerdy
    [White & Nerdy lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]


    I'd like to roll with the gangstas
    Although it's apparent I'm too
    White and nerdy

    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    I'm just too white and nerdy
    How'd I get so white and nerdy

    I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
    You know I collect 'em
    The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
    My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
    Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
    I edit Wikipedia
    I memorized Holy Grail really well
    I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

    I got a business doing websites (websites)
    When my friends need a code, who do they call?
    I do HTML for 'em all
    Even made a homepage for my dog yo
    I got myself a fanny pack
    They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
    Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
    Pop, pop - hope no one sees me get freaky

    I'm nerdy in the extreme
    Im Whiter than sour cream
    I was in A/V club and glee club
    And even the chess team
    Only question I ever thought was hard was
    "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
    Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
    Got my name on my underwear

    They see me strollin', they laughin'
    And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
    White and nerdy

    Just because I'm white and nerdy
    Just because I'm white and nerdy
    All because I'm white and nerdy
    Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

    I wanna bowl with the gangstas
    But oh well, it's obvious I'm
    White and nerdy

    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    I'm just too white and nerdy
    Look at me I'm white and nerdy

    [youtube]-xEzGIuY7kw[/youtube]

    Pronto, juro que agora eu parei...
  16. pulula Bam-bam-bam

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    Aeee, é essa mesma!!! Muito boa! :-D

    Haha, Rogério Skylab é mestre em músicas bizarras! Tenho todos os Cds dele, desde o 2.
    Já fui num show dele no SESC, o cara é demais!
  17. NBT master Bam-bam-bam

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    Noossa....Rogério Skylab é muito engraçado....

    NAQUELA NOITE

    Naquela noite cheia d´estrelas,
    Ela passava cheia de graça,
    A segurei pelos cabelos
    E enfiei uma porrada.
    Ela gemia, ela chorava
    E a lua cheia iluminava.

    Depois peguei um caco de vidro
    E enterrei no seu umbigo.
    Ela urrava, ela gemia,
    Um passarinho batia as asas,
    Um violino tocava a valsa,
    E a lua cheia iluminava.

    Com alicate eu retorcia
    Os seus mamilos tão delicados.
    Ela pedia pra que eu parasse
    E eu sentia uma estranha calma.
    Os vaga-lumes contracenavam
    E a lua cheia iluminava.

    E fui puxando fio por fio
    Dos seus cabelos castanhos-claros,
    Em cada fia que eu arrancava
    Era uma lágrima, era outra lágrima,
    Os arvoredos com cor de prata,
    A lua cheia iluminava.

    E com a perícia de um obstetra,
    Em meio a um bosque cheio de flores,
    Eu extirpei de dentro dela
    Um bicho horrível chamado Homem,
    Os passarinhos em revoada,
    A lua cheia iluminava.

    A minha vida é essa estória,
    Por mais que` eu pinte, é sempre escura,
    Pro que eu pergunto não há resposta,
    Mas de repente levei um susto:
    Olhei pra dentro da minha alma
    E a lua cheia iluminava.
  18. semideus69 Bam-bam-bam

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    Fui procurar a música e olha o único video bosta que tem no youtube:lol

    [youtube]MKOy3g9Xmlk[/youtube]

    Que cara doente :-D:-D
  19. Wattstone Supra-sumo

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    Todas do Weird Al Yankovic são boas!! Separei três aqui que eu gosto (alem de White and Nerdy que já foi postado)


    ANOTHER ONE RIDES THE BUS

    [youtube]r-VcU89usjM[/youtube]

    Letra:

    Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard,
    And the place was pretty packed.
    Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand,
    With the perverts in the back.
    It was smellin' like a locker room.
    There was junk all over the floor.
    We're already packed in like sardines,
    But we're stoppin' to pick up more.
    Look out!

    Another one rides the bus-ah.
    Another one rides the bus-ah.
    And another comes on,
    And another comes on.
    Another one rides the bus-ah.
    Hey!
    He's gonna sit by you.
    Another one rides the bus.

    There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs.
    There's an elbow in my ear.
    There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me.
    Hasn't showered in a year.
    Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens.
    I think my wallet's gone.
    And I think this bus is stoppin' again,
    To let a couple more freaks get on.
    Look out!

    Another one rides the bus-ah.
    Another one rides the bus-ah.
    And another comes on,
    And another comes on.
    Another one rides the bus-ah.
    Hey!
    He's gonna sit by you.
    Another one rides the bus.

    Another one rides the bus.
    Another one rides the bus--ow!
    Another one rides the bus--hey, hey!
    Another one rides the bus--hey-y-y-y!

    The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke,
    And my face is turnin' blue.
    I haven't been in a crowd like this
    Since I went to see The Who.
    Well, I should'a got off a couple miles ago,
    But I couldn't get to the door.
    There isn't any room for me to breathe.
    Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah!

    Another one rides the bus-ah.
    Another one rides the bus-ah.
    And another comes on,
    And another comes on.
    Another one rides the bus-ah.
    Hey!
    He's gonna sit by you.
    Another one rides the bus.


    TRIGGER HAPPY

    [youtube]Mh_lkkXTW6Y[/youtube]

    Acho que não existe um clipe oficial pra essa música, então vai essa montagem tosca aqui mesmo...

    Letra

    Trigger Happy, trigger happy
    Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right
    Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better atnight
    There's no feeling any greater
    Than to shoot first and ask questions later
    Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

    Well you can't take my guns away, I got a
    Constitutional right
    Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight
    I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
    That out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson
    Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

    Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
    Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
    (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
    Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
    (Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
    Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
    Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have
    To blow you away

    Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den
    I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
    Now why'd you have to get so mad?
    It's just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
    You know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

    Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
    Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
    I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
    We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
    Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

    Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
    Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
    (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
    Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
    (Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
    Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
    Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have
    To blow you away

    Come on and grab your ammo
    What have you got to lose?
    We'll all get liquored up
    And shoot at anything that moves

    Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
    Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
    I alwaays keep a Magnum in my trunk
    You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
    Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

    Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
    Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
    (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
    Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
    (Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
    Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
    Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have
    To blow you away


    TRAPPED IN THE DRIVE THRU

    [youtube]qmGVYki-oyQ[/youtube]

    Música de quase 10 minutos sobre um casal que vai no drive trhu. Épico!! :D:D

    Letra

    Seven o'clock in the evening
    Watchin somethin' stupid on tv
    I'm zoned out on the sofa
    When my wife comes in the room and sees me

    She says "is this 'behind the music'
    With lynard skynard?"
    And i say "i don't know.
    Say, it's gettin' late...watcha wanna do for dinner?

    She says "i kinda had a big lunch.
    So i'm not super hungry."
    I said "well you know, baby, i'm not starvin' either
    But i could eat."

    She said "so whadya have in mind?"
    I said "i don't know what about you?"
    She said "i don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat."
    I said "that's what we're gonna do!"

    "but first you gotta tell me
    What it is you're hungry for!"
    And she says "let me think...
    ...what's left in our refridgerator?"

    I said "well, there's tuna, i know."
    She said "that went bad a week ago!"
    I said "is the chili ok?"
    She said "you finished that yesterday!"

    I hopped up and i said
    "i don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"
    She's like "why would i want to eat liver?
    I don't even like liver!"

    I'm like "no, i said 'delivered'."
    She's like "i heard you say liver!"
    I'm like "i should know what i said..."
    She's like "whatever, i just don't want any liver!"

    Well i was gonna say something
    But my cell phone started to ring
    Now who could be callin' me?
    Well i checked my caller id

    It was just cousin larry
    Callin' for the third time today...
    My wife said "let it go to voicemail."
    I said, "ok."

    "where were we? oh, dinner, right
    So what d'ya want to do?"
    She said "why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
    "yeah," i said, "why don't you?"

    And then she said "baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
    I says "no"
    She says "yes"
    I says "no"
    She says "yes"
    I says "no"
    She says "yes...
    ...oh, here's your keys"

    I step a little bit closer
    Say "ok, where ya want to go?"
    She says "how about the ivy?"
    I said "yeah, well i don't know..."

    I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
    And eatin' expensive food
    She's says "olive garden?"
    I say "nah, i'm not in the mood...

    ...and burrito king would make me gassy
    There's no doubt"
    She says "just forget about it"
    I said "no, i swear i'm gonna take you out!"

    Then i get an idea
    I says "i know what we'll do!"
    She says "what?"
    I say "guess"
    She says "what?"
    I say "we're goin' to the drive-thru!"

    So we head out the front door
    Open the garage door
    Then i open the car doors
    And we get in those car doors

    Put my key in the ignition
    And then i turn it sideways
    Then we fasten our seat belts
    As we pull out the driveway

    Then we drive to the drive-thru
    Heading off to the drive-thru
    We're approaching the drive-thru
    Getting close to the drive-thru!

    Almost there at the drive-thru
    Now we're here at the drive thru
    Here in line at the drive-thru
    Did i mention the drive-thru?

    Well here we are
    In the drive-thru line, me and her.
    Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.
    All just waiting to order

    There's some idiot in a volvo
    With his brights on behind me
    I lean out the window and scream
    "hey, whatcha tryin to do, blind me?"

    My wife says "maybe we should park...
    ...we could just go eat inside."
    I said "i'm wearin' bunny slippers
    So i ain't leavin' this ride..."

    Now a woman on a speaker box
    Is sayin' "can i take your order, please?"
    I said "yes indeed, you certainly can
    We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese."

    Then my wife says
    "baby, hold on, i've changed my mind!
    I think i'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
    Instead, this time"

    I said "you always get a cheeseburger!"
    She says "that's not what i'm hungry for."
    I put my head in my hands and screamed,
    "i don't know who you are anymore!"

    The voice on the speaker says
    "i don't have all day!"
    I said "then, take our order,
    And we'll be on our way!

    I wanna get a chicken sandwich
    And i want a cheeseburger, too
    She's like "you want onions on that?"
    I'm like "yeah, i already said that i do...

    ...plus we need curly fries
    And don't you dare forget it!
    And two medium root beers
    No, just one, we'll split it."

    Then i said "i'm guessin' that
    You're probably not too bright...
    So read me back my order
    Let's make sure you got it right."

    She says "one, you want a chicken sandwich.
    Two, you want a cheeseburger
    Three, curly fries, and a large root beer"
    "stop, don't go no further!"

    "i never ordered a large rootbeer
    I said medium, not large!"
    Then she says "we're havin' a special,
    I supersized you at no charge."

    "oh." and that's all
    I could say, was "oh."
    And she says "now there is somethin' else
    That i really think you should know.

    You can have unlimited refills
    For just a quarter more..."
    I say "great, except we're in the drive thru...
    So what would i want that for?"

    Then she says "wait a minute
    Your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this paul?
    And my wife is all like "no, that ain't paul,
    Now tell me, who's this paul?

    She says "oh, he's just some guy
    Who goes to school with me.
    I sat behind him last year
    And i copied off him in geometry.

    I said "i know a guy named paul.
    He used to be my plumber
    He was prematurely bald
    And he moved to pittsburgh last summer.

    He also had bladder problems
    And a really bad infection on his toe."
    And she said "mister, please, you can stop right there,
    That's way more than i needed to know!"

    And then we both were quiet
    And things got real intense
    Then she says "next window please,
    That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents."

    So we inched ahead in line
    Movin' painfully slow
    I got a little bored
    So i turned on the radio...

    *song plays*

    *click* turned it off
    Because my wife was getting a headache
    So we both just sat there quietly
    For her sake.

    Then i looked at her
    And she looked back at me
    And i said "um,
    I think you have somethin' in your teeth."

    She turned away from me
    And then turned back and said "did i get it?"
    I said "yeah. well, i mean, most of it...
    But hey, ya know, don't sweat it."

    Then she said "how about now?"
    I said "yeah, almost.
    There's still a little bit there
    But don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast."

    Now we're at the pay window
    Or whatever you call it
    Put my hand in my pocket
    I can't believe there's no wallet!

    And the lady at the window's like,
    "well, well that'll be five eighty two."
    I turn around to my wife, and say
    "how much have you got on you?"

    She just rolls her eyes and says
    "i'll pay for this, i guess."
    So she reaches into her purse
    And pulls out the american express

    I hand it to the lady
    And she says "oh, dear.
    It's gotta be cash only
    We don't take credit cards here."

    I took back the card and said
    "gee, really? well that sucks."
    And that's when i found out
    My wife was only carryin' three bucks.

    I said "i thought you were
    Going to hit the atm today"
    She says "i never got around to it
    So where's your wallet anyway?

    And i said "nevermind,
    Just help me to find some change..."
    Now the lady at the window
    Is lookin at me kinda strange...

    And she says "mister, please,
    We gotta move this line along"
    I said "now hold your stinkin' horses lady,
    We won't be long."

    We looked around inside the glove-box
    And check the mat beneath my feet
    I found a nickel in the ashtray
    And a couple pennies and a dime in the space betweent he seats

    Before long i had a little pile
    Of coins of every sort
    The lady counts it up and says
    "you're still about a dollar short"

    And now my woman's got this weird look
    Frozen on her face
    She screams, "you know
    I wasn't even really hungry in the first place"

    And so i turned around
    To the cashier again
    I shrugged and said "ok
    Forget the chicken sandwich then"

    So i pick up my change
    Pick up my reciept
    And i drive to the pickup window
    Man, i just can't wait to eat

    And now we see this acne ridden
    Kid about sixteen
    Wearin' a dorky nametag that says
    "hello, my name is eugene."

    And he hands me a paper bag
    I look him in the eyes
    And i say to him "hey, eugene,
    Can i get some ketchup for my fries?"

    Well he looks at me
    And i look at him
    And he looks at me
    And i look at him

    And he looks at me
    And i look at him
    And he says "i'm sorry
    What did you want again?"

    I say "ketchup!"
    And he says "oh yeah, that's right...
    ...i just spaced out there for a second
    I'm really kind of burnt tonight."

    And then he hands me the ketchup
    And now we're finally drivin' away
    And the food is drivin' me mad
    With its intoxicating bouquet

    I'm starvin' to death
    By the time we pull up at the traffic light
    I say "baby, gimme that burger,
    I just gotta have a bite!"

    So she reaches in the bag
    And pulls out the burger
    And she hands me the burger
    And i pick up the burger

    And then i unwrap the paper
    I bite into those buns
    And i just can't believe it
    They forgot the onions!
  20. llqs Bam-bam-bam

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    Trapped in the drive thru é realmente épica.
    Mas acho que essa animação não é oficial.
    Mas ficou ótima.
  21. semideus69 Bam-bam-bam

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    OH MY GOD, eu vi inteiro :lol

    Cara, que coisa tosca :-D:-D:-D Para os paga paus de americano é só ler a letra em br :p

    Mas mesmo assim é muito engraçado algumas partes que ele grita umas coisas nada a ver :D:-D:-D:-D:-D
  22. High_Voltage Ei mãe, 500 pontos!

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    Nó, depois de anos ouvindo essa música q eu reparei q ela tem um motivo de ser, q ela signfica alguma coisa, q não é só uma piada...
    Só não sei exatamente a quem eles se referem quando dizem "regulators"...
  23. KratosX Bam-bam-bam

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    Eu também vi todo :-D:-D
    Muito bom,mas imagina ele cantando isso em um show? :lol
  24. kiahal Veterano

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    Cara, tenho todos os CDs do Skylab, fiz questão de comprar original pq artista independente é trampo... e recomendo muito! O cara é muito foda, não só no sentido de ser irônico, mas muitas músicas são fodas mesmo!!:rox
  25. dk120 Ei mãe, 500 pontos!

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    Qualquer uma do Mamonas. Muita saudade :-(.
  26. zeroWING Supra-sumo

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    [youtube]-5MKrM2svu8[/youtube]

    i know a girl who thinks of ghosts
    she'll make ya breakfast
    she'll make ya toast
    she don't use butter
    she don't use cheese
    she don't use jelly
    or any of these
    she uses vaseline
    vaseline
    vaseline

    i know a guy who goes to shows
    when he's at home and he blows his nose
    he don't use tissues or his sleeve
    he don't use napkins or any of these
    he uses magazines
    magazines
    magazines
    magazines
    magazines

    i know a girl who reminds me of cher
    (reminds me of cher)
    she's always changing
    (she's always changing)
    the color of her hair
    (color of her hair)
    she don't use nothing
    that ya buy at the store
    she likes her hair to be real orange
    she uses tangerines
    tangerines
    tangerines
    tangerines
    tangerines
    tangerines
  27. <Gunner> Habitué da casa

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    qualquer uma do Mamonas [:king][:king][:king][:king]
  28. Sereal Killer Bam-bam-bam

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    essa é classica, Cannibal Corpse - Rancid Amputation..

    mais como versão Louge...

    [youtube]B09PNZpsIE0[/youtube]

    :-D:-D:-D:-D fico mais engraçada ainda :-D:-D:-D:-D
  29. mrpdq Veterano

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    Essa musica é do filme "Hedwig and the Angry Inch". Que por sinal tem umas músicas muito boas.
  30. Boechat Ei mãe, 500 pontos!

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    Incubus - smoking the herb again
  31. indiota Habitué da casa

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    eu tô ligado, eu já vi a música na versão da banda do filme, só vi a parte que tocaram essa música e aquele traveco doido já me fez rir. :lol
  32. llqs Bam-bam-bam

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    Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana
    [youtube]ixyTNd-Ln38[/youtube]


    [FONT=arial,tahoma,verdana]Sobre o que é essa música?
    Não consigo entender a letra
    Como vão as palavras disso? ([/FONT]How do the words to it go? - se alguém souber traduzir isso)
    [FONT=arial,tahoma,verdana] Gostaria que você me dissesse, eu não sei
    Não sei, não sei, não sei, oh não
    Não sei, não sei, não sei

    Agora eu estou resmungando, e estou gritando
    E eu não sei o que eu estou cantando
    Aumente o volume, ouvidos estão sangrando
    E eu ainda não sei o que estou cantando
    Nos somos tão barulhentos e incoerentes
    Garoto, isso deve encher seus pais
    Yeah

    Isso é ininteligível
    Eu simplesmente não consigo fazer isso entrar na cabeça
    É dificil (verbo) bargle nawdle zouss(?)
    Com essas bolas de gude na minha boca
    Não sei, não sei, não sei, oh não
    Não sei, não sei, não sei....

    Bem, nós não soamos como a Madonna
    Aqui estamos nós, somos o Nirvana
    Soar diferente? Nos não queremos
    Compre nosso CD, Somos o Nirvana
    Uma banda de garagem de Seattle
    Bem, isso com certeza é melhor que criar gado
    Yeah

    E eu esqueci o próximo verso
    Oh bem, acho que vale a pena ensaiar
    A folha com a letra é tão difícil de achar
    Quais são as palavras? Oh, deixa pra lá
    Não sei, não sei, não sei, oh não
    Não sei, não sei, não sei....

    Bem, eu estou gritando e estou tocando
    Mas eu não sei o que estou dizendo
    Qual a mensagem que estou passando?
    Você pode me dizer o que estou cantando?
    Então faz qualquer idéia?
    Foi o que pensei, até logo!
    Sayonara, sayonara
    Ayonawa, adinawa
    Odinaya, yodinaya
    Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
    Ayaaaaah!
    Sayonara, Sayonara
    Ayonawa, adinawa
    Odinaya, yodinaya
    Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
    Ayaaaaah![/FONT]
  33. mrpdq Veterano

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    ahhaha O filme é massa.
  34. Nomercy Bam-bam-bam

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    Velhas virgens.
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    Nigger Fucker

    David Allan Coe

    She said someday I'd understand
    What love was all about
    She said I could have the kids
    She was movin out
    Said she'd finally found a man
    Who's dick was so much bigger
    Then that scumbag motherfucker
    Run off with a nigger

    And to think I'd ate the pussy
    Where that big, black dick had been
    And kissed the lips that sucked him off
    Time and time again
    It's enough to make a man throw up
    Sure is hard to figure
    How any decent girl could ever fuck
    A greasy nigger

    He treated her just like a queen
    She gave him all my money
    It looks like the joke's on me
    But I don't think it's funny
    That pussy ain't worth payin for
    As far as I can figure
    Cause there's nothing quite as worthless
    As a white girl with a nigger

    And to think I'd ate the pussy
    Where that big, black dick had been
    And kissed the lips that sucked him off
    Time and time again
    It's enough to make a man throw up
    Sure is hard to figure
    How any decent girl could ever fuck

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